Oh, gee fucking whiz! It's my first blog! Well okay, maybe not my first one. But it is the first that I care about, so what? Do you want to know about me? As my first fan! Well, great voice in my head! Let me tell you a little something something about me. I'm a slightly (extremely) narcissistic heavy-set African-American San Franciscan. Although If you were to ask my friends. They would tell you that I am an Oreo... Not even the regular one. The special one, with the yellow filling. If I had to guess, it would probably be because of all the comics, manga, anime, and things of that nature I obsessively watch on a day to day basis.
A little racist? Sadly yes. But hey Facebook told me the same thing when I took the "what kind of Asian are you." Test. I'm getting off topic. I daydream a lot, and I have a skill for writing and an aptitude for talking shit. I never used these things as I scraped by in high school by the skin of my backside because I was shy and did very little to achieve my goals. Besides writing, I can draw, cook, sing (on a full moon) and come up with characters, worlds, and stories that I think would make Square Enix blush. Now I hear you say
"But Keenan. If you can do these things, surely you must be doing well in collage, or have a job." And to that I number one: laugh at you historically while sobbing.
Number two, Say fuck you. (In that we have been friends for years kind of way. So your reaction is just to backhand my balls when I'm not paying attention, and we go out for beer with the rest of the guys and gals.
Number three: I say ah man pass me a fireball whiskey. Because I've got a story for you, that requires that I drink first.
But for now, I don't have that drink, and therefore not drunk enough to tell it. But for sure on another day in another blog.
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