Children are little sociopaths. Sounds harsh I know, and it makes me sound like I hate em, but no. Kid's can be awesome, and they generally can understand more then we give them credit for intellectually. I honestly don't know why most adults underestimate children, and there abilities. For the simple fact that every single one of you started off as kids. You knew things. You weren't stupid. You just lacked experience. Which goes back to my main thought. (Well not really, but let's act like it does.)
Children... Can be little monsters. Just think about your garden variety sociopath. They can lie constantly, without remorse, no shame, traumatic experiences for most might just be meh for them, same thing with good news. They can be very charming at first, highly intelligent, there very manipulative, violent, sexual (Ok normally, I wouldn't say this in comparison to children, because first eww, and second eww, but once again I remember being little... Think I got my first worm wake up at like, age three, and if you ever keep up with the morning news you will here some shit about children doing stuff in school that will guarantee that you wake right the hell up( (LIke me. Never expected to wake up, and hear some shit about a elementry school boy, and his sister raping a girl..)) , and say what the literal fuck?) , Huge ego, disturbing eye contact, small amount of real friends, and immaturity just to name a few.
Sound familiar? That's right behind the adorable face of your crumb snatcher lies the mind of an unrelenting degenerate. But hey, that's not really a child's fault. Children are still developing mentally as they grow, and have to learn how to behave appropriately. And most of them do grow up to be fine adults in life. So calm your tits I'm not a child hater. Just watch out for that one kid that moves on from fucking with ants, to things that actually bleed... He or she might be in need some serious supervision because he's not normal, also add some big brother style monitoring.
High School kids however, Oh man do they get to me. That could mostly be from memories I have of high school. Little punks can just be fucking evil. I feel like that should be the age where you start to chill the fuck out, and learn, but they still do a lot of mean evil shit (not all of course.)
Like you C.G you mother fucker. Everyone thinks your funny, and shit. And here I come to school with my brand new psp, while being naive, and you ask if you can borrow it. I give it to you. You play it for a very long time. I stop seeing it. Ask you where it is, and you smile in my fucking face and say
"I sold it." And for some reason I never mention the damn thing ever again because I don't want to get anyone in trouble... Should have lit a fire under your ass... hmm... Maybe this is why some people thought I would snap one day. Anyway that was ninth grade, what are you going to do. But it wasn't just that. I have in my time heard students say some truly ass itchingly horrifying things. Like when two students got in a fight. The loser had got beaten so bad that he suffered major brain damage. Permanent brain damage in fact, and I think some issues with his hearing. I hear some girls talking about it who were friends with the winner. The thing that got me was that the hot one said
"It sucks that it happened to him, but he deserved it. He was annoying." Annoying...Annoying... AN-FUCKING-NOYING?! are you shitting me?! What kind of bullshit is that!? Did I miss something!? Did everyone meet up while I was asleep, and decide that it was now socially acceptable to bruise someones brain?!, and fuck up there ability to speak?!, and have a normal life because they peeved you that day? Was there? Really? Did it involve a gable?! I bet it involved a gable.
That's not the worst of either. My school was very tame in comparison to other schools in fact besides that one time it was nice (and maybe a few other things) No other schools had it a lot worst. A couple of my friends had gone to a fantastic little gem of a school called Wallenberg high. A relatively normal. It even has a "Freshmen Friday." Oh man those little scamps are going to toss ninth graders into trash cans? Lovable little scamps. Wait. What's that you say? That's not what they do? They beat the shit out of 9th grade boys? A friend of mine was picked up by his ankles, and dropped on his face, receiving optic nerve damage you say? Some girls would get raped on some years you say?... What the fuck is wrong with you little pricks? I just don't get what about that seems acceptable. Or how that could happen. Actually I believe I did have another good friend who went to that school, and had come up with a sure fire way to not get beaten up by seniors. It even proved to be 100% effective... Bringing a metal bat to school.
Can't help but wonder if it's something in the food sometimes that fucks with young heads. Must be the fries. That's right kids! Ronald Mc Donald seasons his taters with sociopathic salt to really bring out the flavor. Christ is there even a message or moral to this rant, at this point? Don't eat fast food I guess. And oh maybe watch your children, and help guide them along in life.
So what do you think? I basically just called children little emotionally confused monsters, so I would like to hear thoughts from others with comments. Also like If you would want more absurd thoughts from me.
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